The saxophone (or should I call it sexophone?) Was invented by a secretly gay man who was a liberal satanic catholic. I read a news article about him:
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Recently, while looking through the files of Adolphe Sax, creator of the saxophone, there were several letters addressed to his secret lover. This lover was another man, meaning that Mr. Sax was gay. This may explain why he left for long periods of time occasionally, and upon returning complained his rectum was in constant pain.
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He wasent getting sore from having his demons exorcised! He paved the way to jazz (including dancing closer to your partner than ever before, and jiggling around) the most satanic and godless of all music. The sax was also invented in Germany, and his name was ADOLFe...