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Default Re: Letters from the War on Christmas - 12-16-2010, 07:43 PM

If it weren't for an old injury that flares up from time to time, I would be on the front lines with Brother Wash.

In the meantime back here on the home front, we need to consider ways to support those fighting for our way of life.

-The lovely Sister SUV could gather the ladies and roll bandages.

-Brother Bobby-Joe might organize Freehold men into volunteer units who would patrol the streets at night and enforce black-out regulations.

-I am trying to put together a USO tour to entertain the boys on the front lines. Dotty and Dotty, the Dingle sisters are rehearsing burlesque skits and will be ready to depart in a moment’s notice.

-Rumors are floating that Brother James Hutchins is putting together a guerilla unit for operations behind enemy lines.

-Mayor Johnny reports he is drawing up plans for gas and sugar rationing.

-We hear that Brother DeWitt is converting one his Gulf Streams into a flying ambulance.

As developments occur, we will report them to you.


The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

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