[Jo Freddie]

"You just made them up - if you think something can be made with Godly authority merely by writing it down, you are deluded."

Yeh like some old git coming down from having a kip up a hill is more valid then the truth of a true prophet such as Mosey the Pirate captain who was given the The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" while brooding atop Mount Salsa

"So basically, the SM has no self-respect?"

No The FSM as confident in his place in the universe and is not riddled with doubt

"Not much of a god are you? God must be able to show the magnificence of His creation and His awesome power over it – fat lot a god is if he can do little more than your neighbor."

The true creator has respect for his creation, do you feel so insicure that you feel that the creator must hate you?

"God gave us eyes that we might see the good and evil of the world. We would never have discovered such things as pi=3 if we had, all the time, been mistaking rattle snakes for bits of string. Judgment is there to be used."

Pi is approximately 3.14159265358979323846 your acceptance as it being 3 shows your lack of understanding of creation

"-and here lies the faulty with your theology - God has given us a set of guidelines, your idiot god says, -I’ll leave all decisions to your subjective powers.-"

The FSM gave you a brain if you are not capable of using it that is not his fault.

"Ah, I see some common ground emerging - God too knows how wrong it is not to distinguish between the races, treat women as if they ran the place and not eat pounds of Godly fat from sacrificial lambs!"

One point of convergence...

"You can be assured that Landover will never spend a penny on SM."

So those Gold Bath taps don't exist?

"Jesus said the poor are always with us - to end poverty would be to deny Him! Disease is Divine retribution to restrict God is blasphemy. Jesus commands us to slay those who will not accept Him as their leader - you’re not much of a Christian are you?"

Very true I am no sort of Christian, you use your myth to keep down the less fortunate, the true joy of creation tells us to improve the lot of our fellow man.

"Jesus likes simple people too! They seem to accept His message far easier than those who are arrogantly intelligent."

So you admit your Myth appeals to the hard of thinking?

"Don’t worry, you’ve not said anything worth repeating yet."

But you claim your real deity talks to you?

"Good to see you take a Godly line on Sex, Homerism, etc! The Lord Aapproves! "

We do not seek the approval of your mythical lord

"You have just undone all your good words"

Why because the creator want us to be safe and not to populate his world with the unwanted?

"It is death to unborn potential souls!"

If your mythical God was so strong would a thin bit of rubber really get in the way of the life he wanted to create?