Ever since I got her with child, young Naomi farts
constantly!
She claims it's because her young body wasn't ready to be pregnant, but that doesn't make a lick of sense. I think she's doing it just to spite me. Between the air biscuits and all the puke, my house now smells like a dumpster behind an Indian restaurant!
(The dot head kind, not the woo woo woo kind)