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Default Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia! - 05-17-2010, 08:39 AM

Australia is also one of the last places on earth to receive the Word of God. If the Lord had any tender feeling towards Australia, He would sent them a preacher many centuries earlier than He did.

He could have sent them one of the original Apostles if He had wanted to, by stirring up a storm and shipwrecking one of His chosen.

God certainly knew how far away Australia is and how long it would be for anyone important to notice it, yet He left them to stew in their heathen juices and live at one with nature and all that environmental evil.

When He did decide to send white folk there-- as Brother Cranky Old Man pointed out -- He sent criminals! He knew that the land was so accursed that He used murders and the like to clear out space from the locals for the Lord's Own to settle down and bulid some semblence of Christian civilization. Too bad it didn't take, though.

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