Too bad God never taught you how to count to 8.
Science would have.
It goes a little something like this:
1...2...3...4...(we're including pauses because you need them)5...(you missed this one, fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive),6...(and this one: siiiiiiiiiiix),7...(like in the sins)8... THERE WE ARE!
Yes, you can have that cookie now.
All hail science!