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Default Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! - 09-21-2011, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Shout GLORY!! Thank you, Jesus, for sparing Brother Temperance's poop chute!

I've been preaching for years that the KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible is the ONLY TRUE Word of God.
Aint the original bible without translations more accurate then KJV? Just wondering as you take the words very litteraly.


Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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