[Bob4God]

Here's how I and my wife became one flesh on our first time:

After showering, I put on my long sleeve pajamas and full length night pants and positioned myself in a seat position under the covers on my side of the bed.

I then instructed Mrs. Fore to shower, dress herself in her full length nightgown in the bathroom, and then to emerge.

After that, I turned out the light, and guided her to the bed by clapping my hands repeatedly and told her to move towards the sound.

Once she was in the bed, I pulled a pillowcase down over head and then extricated myself from my sleep pants, and the rest is history.

We both prayed during the entire process, and did our best to keep our thoughts centered on CHRIST. Thank GOD it only took about four minutes.