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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Freddie,
We are the most open minded people in the world. Now explain to us how a 9.0 earth quake, 23 foot tall tsunami and a nuklear disaster is NOT consistent with the Acts of God's Unconditional Tough Love as described in The Bible. Sure, it may appear natural but that kind of pilling on of disaster upon disaster to kill masses of people over some obscure sin is how God rolls.
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Such a disaster is totally constant with Our Lord Noodle, after all the Flood was an accident....
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Then the FSM said, "Fine, I'll just cook for myself," and He produced a great Colander of Goodness and He did collect water in an enormous pot, which He heated; and He did drop in a heaping portion of pasta and slowly simmer the sauce for so long that the original humans weren't even around anymore when He was finally ready to eat. And He poured the spaghetti and water into the Colander of Goodness, careful to make sure that the water went down the drain of His sink. And as He was eating, He vacantly considered where the drain did empty, and the FSM said, "Uh oh."
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Our Lord can be a little absent minded at times and it is wrong to base conclusions about His actions on your own feelings about the people involved.