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Default Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games! - 04-04-2014, 05:47 PM
In the past I have warned others of the obvious evil associated with Lego Blocks. It is unseemly for myself as an unmarried woman to mention such things, but it seems the Lord has led me to speak in this matter.

Legos are hermaphroditic in nature. They can connect on either side. One side penetrates (shudder) while the other side is penetrated (bigger shudder). Each Lego can perform either action or both actions at the same time. This is the most foul and unnatural function any person or toy can serve.

A box of Lego Blocks is an orgy of mixed connections. This is reason enough for these toys and the makers thereof to burn in cleansing fire.

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