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Originally Posted by retardinhumanform
For the last time I am male. I am not transgender. I am not gay.
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Then why do you condone TV shows like lazytown? You're completely contradicting yourself that way, you know.
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I am an anti-religious non-apologist male who believes this forum is fascist. I pray for the females in your religion, since they will be forced to endure tyranny and oppression by yourselves.
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Your anti-religious, yet you pray? To whom do you pray then?
You seem to be quite a confused eskimo, boy.
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Have an increasingly mundane life within your cult.
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On the contrary, since the start of Project Habakkuk, it has become increasingly interesting.
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Originally Posted by unsaved in ice
Replies to the previous thread about lazytown now apparrently infamous in iceland are 666 need I say more.
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Well, as you don't close your statement with this, apparently you yourself think you need to. It also shows that you are really stupid, as every next word is becoming more retarded.
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Does anyone have any tips on how best to turn from the path of homosexual man-raping ways all of us icelanders are on right now, like the first steps on how to break the habit and whatnot.
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1. Open a Bible(KJV).
2. Search out an online one if you don't have any books in your iglo.
3. If you don't have an internet connection in your iglo, travel to the nearest place where you can find either an online or physical Bible(KJV).
4. Read the thing
5. Admit your sins, like idolatry, being an antisemite lutheran, condoning homosexual recruiting tools like lazytown etc.
6. Ask Jesus to forgive you your sins
7. Accept Jesus as Your Personal Lord and Saviour™.
8. Generously tithe to the Landover Baptist Church (see the bottom of this page).
9. Stop being a stupid eskimo (not necessary, but strongly recommended).
10. Go to Heaven when you die.
Does that clear things up?
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Ps. Does this one god of yours need any special offerings for sacrifice so he wont hate me?
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He doesn't hate you, he hates the sins you do, like being an unrepentant eskimo. He is really sad when you choose to go to Hell by refusing to accept Him.
Don't worry, Jesus loves you!
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Originally Posted by Blubbereater
And Iceland is the best country in the world. 99% are christian and are the purest Aryan race left.
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1. We don't condone racism here, boy.
2. Lutherans aren't Christians, but Jew-hating nazis, so there aren't any Christians in your frozen hellhole