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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I wish I knew what happened to my secretary Miss Cookie.
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Pastor Zeke, I have prayed and prayed that dear, dear Miss Cookie would be able to work through her troubles, and I feel certain she is moving slowly along the right path.
But the feminine mind can be such a vexatious, confused thing, even under the best of circumstances. Especially when a woman has been known to have a drink.
So, if dear, dear Miss Cookie should happen to turn up any time soon, I would caution you not to give too much thought to any kinds of crazy stories she might happen to tell. The poor girl will surely need a lot of time before she is in her right mind again.
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