Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 -
06-03-2012, 09:51 PM
Jed, I am so sorry to hear of your loss. My and my families deepest condolences.
I'll skip my sons high school graduation of course (not like I'll be missing anything, seems there is one every year) and will be at your side, giving you the support you need in times of sorrow such as this.
If you'd like, I'd be happy to take your son aside and express the displeasure Jesus has when he ejaculates the Seed of Onan® without the express purpose of impregnating his wife.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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