God's greatest gift to America, oil, is proving creation once and for all.
When oil companies donates some oil for common men, by releasing little of it to shores for everyone to collect, stupid animals go playing in it. Do they evolve into oil-resistant while messing up our precious oil? No, they do not. They ruin it by dying in it. They do not evolve at all.
You don't have to believe me, just take a look at these pictures.
Fish. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!
Bird. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!
Rodent. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!
Penquin. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!
Lizard. Does not evolve at all. They die. Evolution disproved!
YiC,
Alphonse