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Default Re: An investigation of the Seventh-Day Adventists - 08-03-2008, 09:47 PM

Friends, the LORD is good!

He has led me to discover more about the dark chasms of the Adventists.

It seems that their 'prophetess' was firmly struck in her blasphemous little head when she was but nine years of age.

I would imagine that even as a little girl, she was blaspheming against the LORD, and He sent a True Christian child to carry out his Old Testament law by hurtling a nearby rock straight into the nose of this little sass-mouth.

Sadly, she was not then dispatched to her place in the Lake of Fire, but instead, lapsed into a state of semiconsciousness for a period of three weeks, during which time I'm certain she drooled and spit up on herself like some kind of hellbound retarded while occasionally gurgling out the words of the devil.

Upon recovering from this righteous judgement, she was unable to stay in school and dropped out like some kind of lazy colored after having less than three years of formal school.

While it is possible that Ellen White would later go on to suffer Partial-Complex Seizures and hallucinations due to her head trauma, my personal belief is that the rock simply did not strike her head hard enough to dislodge the demons that were encamped therein.

More to come as the LORD guides, Brothers and Sisters, more to come!



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