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Default Re: Miss Lycia's Five Easy Steps to Stop Being a Hellbound Harlot - 12-07-2010, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ZoeyNeedsGod View Post
Thank you so much Miss Lycia! I will be showing this to all of the dirty sluts in my neighbourhood! Maybe I'll even print some out and hand them to the hookers in the next town I'm glad I never gave in to the horrible things like prostiution But this is great advice to follow anyways! Hmm... I should invest in a chastity belt, does anybody know where to get them? Well, I'll definately follow this advice, it's a good guide, thanks again Miss Lycia!
You're very welcome Ms. Zoey! I'm glad you found my guide useful.

Unfortunately, to get a really good chastity belt, you'll probably need to find a good metal-worker in your area and custom order one. I suggest springing for one with a serrated opening, it will really cut down on men being interested in fornicating with you.



Of course, you'll notice this model does have a few flaws. The front opening is too large, stainless steel would be a better material, and the locking mechanism lacks a key, but I think you get the general idea.

"Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies."
Proverbs 31:10

You sound like you're well on your way to remaining a virtuous woman. Just don't forget to do your leg-crossing exercises!


"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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