Eric Cantor (and his grandfather Eddy) have been involved in a complicated series of unfortunate events with Brother Wash O'Hanley, which have caused hard feelings on both sides. Obviously True Christians™ have sided with one of our own, rather than an old joo and a young RINO.
Here's what we Prayed:
Quote:
Brothers in Christ, please join me in a special Prayer: "Let us pray. Almighty God, today we pray imprecatory prayers from Psalm 109 against the enemies of Wash O'Hanley, specifically Eric Cantor the RINO. Those who have attacked Jesus, or are attacking me personally. Filthy whores from foreign shores, diseased and wallowing in perversions. God, do not remain silent, for wicked men and women surround us and tell lies about us. We bless them, but they curse us. Therefore find them guilty, not me. Let their days be few, and replace them with Godly people. Plunder their fields, and seize their assets. Cut off their descendants, and remember their sins, in Jesus’ name. Amen.”
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Obviously, our Prayer Warriors sent their Prayers directly up to Jesus, who chose to side with Wash O'Hanley, and thus smote Eric Cantor.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)