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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
I have decided that we can pray over your used items for a small donation to the church making them guaranteed demon free or 300% money back.
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Thank you Pastor, I said something to Seth about it, but he just started muttering and went downstairs
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Second hand sweat socks can harbor many more demons than your average article of used clothing...God only knows how many zillions of murdered, unborn babies are sopped up with crusty socks each year by self-pleasuring adolescent youngsters trying to hide the sin from their parents. If any of you ever find yourself in possession of a previously owned sweat sock, I would suggest praying over it to drive out the demon horde, then giving it a proper Christian burial.
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REALLY I ONLY BOUGHT BLANKETS AND THEY WERE ONLY FOR THE DOGS!
I should have stuck with shavings, but I thought the blankets would work out better in the long run