[Ezekiel Bathfire]

I am grateful to http://www.rsdb.org/ for all the information as we now come to some analysis:
For the table, I have omitted ~50% the data but have just selected the main groups of races plus a few interesting ones.


True Christians™
The first thing that will strike anyone is the complete absence of True Christians™; this gives us the indication that we, of the congregation of Landover, are universally respected. This, in its turn, gives us hope that basically God is revered throughout His Creation.

Nigras
The next thing that becomes obvious is that nigras lead the table; 27.3% of all slurs are nigra- related. Now there must be a reason for this. If there had been, say, an equal distribution, you would have concluded that people are simply racist and, justifiably, dislike foreigners, whose ways are not ours. However, as in jail populations, nigras are over-represented. The conclusion is that they must be doing something. I suggest that it is because they are uppity and refuse to accept their God-Given role as servants.

Slants
We now move to the next group, “Slants in General” this is a combined figure for Asians, Koreans, Japanese, Vietnamese, and Chinese, etc. It is virtually impossible to distinguish between this lot; the large number of entries indicates that they too are basically untrustworthy and weird. Their significant distinguishing mark is that they worship a fat ball bastard and other strange things.

Spics
Mary Worshippers. Need I say more? If you want to be taken seriously, and get on in life, only being a True Christian™ will suffice. Big hats and sleeping most of the afternoon is their gift to the world.

Mixed Race
Face it, God has said you shouldn’t do this; few sensible, God-Fearing people do, hence, although they are a strange-looking race and there are only a few of them, they are over-represented and universally reviled. Their parents live in shame.

Jews and Arabs
They are both about the same, thus, the world sees Christ Killers and Moon-worshippers as bound for much the same section of Hell and we note that both sides are doing their very best to get the other lot there.

Injuns
They never quite got the idea that they had pre-stolen America from the white man did they? Now they are all drunks and think that this will help them control America – it won’t.

Belgians and Gypsies
This is quite amazing; there are only 3 or 4 names for each of them. I see this as proof that Belgium does not exist and few people bother to give those who say it does a handy name. Gypsies are massively under-represented – they are known liars. Perhaps they are the real Belgians?


Japanese Aboriginals
Only one name for them – perhaps it’s the right one, the one that was given to them by God. But who are these people? Do they exist; are they Abos with slants' eyes or that mythical race of hairy dwarves that allegedly infest Japan’s forests at night? Could they be the mutant offspring of the survivors of Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Who’s to say? But, if there’s a name for them, they must exist.