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Default Re: Adam Was a Real Person. He Peed and Pooped. - 02-14-2012, 04:04 PM

I'm sick of fluffy-bunny so-called Christians trying to make half-assed attempts to understand what went on way back when. All we know, and all we need to know is right there in the Bible. If it's in the Bible, it's the Truth, if it is not in the Bible, it is a mystery or unimportant.

And look at this!
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8. Without a common descent we lose any firm basis for believing that all people regardless of race or ethnicity have the same nature, the same inherent dignity, the same image of God, the same sin problem, and that despite our divisions we are all part of the same family coming from the same parents.
Damnable Cretin!

Everyone, except Noah and family, was drowned because they were assholes, so the races begin with Noah, not Adam. And all nigras are servants.

But back to the question: "Did Adam evacuate his bowels and bladder?" is a question that exercised minds up until 1867, when Pastor Boaz Tyler pronounced that, prior to the Fall, Adam and Eve never evacuate their bowels or bladder, because they were in the image of God, Who does not do those things.

It was only after the Fall that they became human and thus mortal and thus their anuses and other bits opened.





“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

Author of such illuminating essays as,
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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