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Originally Posted by Choir Girl
May I inquire where you purchased such a dress? And does the price tag guarantee you are the first and only owner? I must be certain there is no hoe-cuss-po-cuss hidden in the vale that might blind me. I hope to be in the market one day for such a dress and shudder to THINK of my [pure] cotton wedding dress having touched “those people’s” skin, ewww! How would I explain contracting AIDS or HERPIES or any STD from THEM? A prospective gentleman would think I’m nucking futs!
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Not to worry Sister,
Most women cannot recall when and where they contracted STDs any easier than they can remember where they left the car keys or their cell phone. Don't get excited and please watch the profanity.
I would remind you of this precious Scripture:
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"And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." I Corinthians 14:35 - KJV
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In Christ.