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Originally Posted by handmaiden
I am offended by the existance of public libraries. Anyone can wander in and pick up a book on any number of foul subjects and just read!
I am also offended by the number of people who have been taught to read.
Offendedly Yours,
Handmaiden
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Sister, I think you'd like the library in my town.
We have three sets of bookshelves filled with nothing but Bibles of all different versions: Regular KJV, Large-Print KJV, Red-Letter KJV, and more! We also have audio KJV!
For those who have memorized the Bible, and can prove it via an examination, prominent Christian authors like R.J. Rushdoony are also featured.
But we know kids like to read things other than the Bible from time to time, so there's also a great children's section! We've got works like "Heather Has Two Hellbound Mommies" and "Daddy's Roommate is a Sodomite Pedophile Who Touches Me in Bad Places". I'm told the librarian is working to get authorization to reprint the Pediabear books in the rare books collection!