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Default Re: Reminder: God does not listen to the prayers of sinners. - 03-22-2011, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by incapableofthought View Post
I would consider myself a sinner (as all other human beings are aside from Christ) and I live a fantastic life wherein all my prayers are answered... as is stated in the bible Leviticus 19:12 "those who close their mind in self-righteousness and judgement of others are blind"

Much love

P.s does anyone know where I can get a durable bat to beat my wife and unborn fetus child with?
Leviticus 19:12 says "And ye shall not swear by my name falsely, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD."

I don't see how this is relevant. Anyway, I prefer wooden ones. Hickory bats are nice. Still, I would not beat unborn baby with bat, there is line between love and hurting. I recommend to use open hand, but if you really have to, start using fists only after thrid trimester.

YiC,

Alphonse
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