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Default Re: What's your menstra hut like - 03-30-2012, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Veronique View Post
Pssst.

Gay sex is older than Jesus.

Ancient Greece.
We are not the slightest bit interested in hearing what you use as "lube", and do not want to know why you can't use fresh grease.

And it is painfully obvious that gay sex is older than Jesus, as God commanded Moses to execute homosexuals well over a thousand years before Jesus came.
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Originally Posted by Berenice View Post
You know, my religion existed before yours, so it's not New Age.
Could you provide the ancient scriptures?

Anything by Aleister Crowley, Gerald Gardner, or Silverbunny Ravenfluff is not "ancient".

You claim that your ridiculous mumbo-jumbo existed before Christianity, which is perfected Judaism, which has existed for over 6,000 years. So, the references demonstrating that your cult is directly connected to a past cult more than 6,000 years old will be adequate.

Do bear in mind that even Silverbunny Ravenfluff admits that Wicca is "a speculative recreation".

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My "girlfriend" is male.

And I won't repent because I haven't done anything wrong.

And eternity means forever. Beyond time. Beyond the future. Infinity. Forever. And if I burn in a lake of fire infinitely, I won't regret this because while I was alive I accepted people for who they were and loved them for their flaws and their attributes.
Can we quote you on that when you are shrieking in unending agony, unable to die and unable to escape from God's Lake of Fire?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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