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Originally Posted by Felicity
Would all those telesales people be on the list?
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I do fervently hope so, Felicity. I praise Jesus for Brother Cranky's timely reminder of our True Christian™ duty in these End Times. Too long has the minority of God fearing Christians been pushed around by Ospewma's gay radical minions, constantly bewildering honest folks by their double talk and lies. Why I get taken in by them I do not know!
Small children, also, I have always found to be noisy, leaking brutes. That is why the first, second, third and fourth Mrs Hopkins's were provided with a generous quarters. The Hopkins tradition is for the father to greet his offspring when they come of age.
That's the boys, of course. My daughters have never
formally received their father, although they all know who is daddy, naturally.
Tell me, Felicity, who else would be on
your list? I know that methodists figure heavily on mine. Perhaps your father and I could exchange views on the subject? Amongst other things.
YBIC