Re: Mid Term Grades -
03-20-2017, 12:02 AM
Handmaiden,
Derailment is not the word, Sister. Your purpose was not to disrupt, but to enlighten. As a True Christian™ you are incapable of sin.
It is important to elaborate on your original intention, and that was to clarify that Dr. Professor Brother Elmer is a babe magnet whose door is often beaten by eligible bachelorettes because of his macho, manly, completely heterosexual attitude as well as his ability to make his environment fabulous.
The Lord God Himself provides men such as Dr. White discernment as a part of the spiritual gifts He showers on us. (1 Corinthians 12:10) When spiritual imposters invade the church, we need men such as Dr. White who knows his periwinkle from sky blue, a man whose azure stands out tall and proud above the sinful scarlet and carnation pink of the sinful. If he also knows that placing the sofa east-west instead of north-south to protect the feng shui, well - that is yet another blessing from God.
I shudder when I think of how some women believe off white is the same as egg shell white. I cringe when I ask a man if I can borrow his turquoise shirt and he hands me one that is blue-green. Have these people no shame?
I believe we should celebrate men's men like Dr. White, and hold them in prayer so they may continue to serve the Lord in fullness and with great reward.
Your loving brother,
Larry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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