Women who want to get married before they have sex are always either frigid, lesbians, or gold diggers who are selling their bodies like whores.
Or they are willing to give a test drive, but those ones are always whores who take birth control pills, which murder "fertilized eggs" aka children.
Or they go without birth control, but then they become single mothers, who either abandon their children to steal men's jobs, or
are undignified, nonworking parasites.
Or they are murderers.
Then there are married women, which by Biblical Law I am free to sample, but who wants a filthy adulteress?
As for divorced women, well, same thing (Matthew 19:9).
And of course this goes without saying: all women these days are impossible to please.
Sighhhhhh. No wonder so many men are choosing to become gay. It's a miracle that so many of us keep choosing to be straight.