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Default Re: GOD has chosen ROMNEY to lead America! - 07-27-2012, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
I am becoming more and more certain he will soon be renouncing his membership in the sinful Mormon church. Recently, he left a not so subtle hint of his intentions on his website...

...The only question now is when will be annouce his conversion to Christianity? I'm guessing it's in weeks, not months.
This problem on how to handle Romney's religion is a vexing one for my company since we've been hired by his campaign as a political consultant.

We've considered the possibility of being more flexible. In a meeting last weekend, Romney himself suggested that maybe he could become a Christian on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, while being a Mormon on Tuesdays and Thursdays, a Jew on Saturday, while devoting Sunday to practicing his real religion:



By doing this, he hopes to avoid the image of being a flip-flopper.

Meanwhile, in some states we're experimenting with an advertising campaign based on religious tolerance. After all, some beliefs are common to all organized religions:



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