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Default Re: The Binding of Isaac - 08-21-2012, 08:04 PM

Since this keeps coming up in other threads, apparently because it's intended to shock us, I'm bumping this thread.

(Could a moderator move this to the "Satan's Entertainment" section?)

As you can see, it garnered little attention six months back. Why? Because it's not worth the attention.

The Boring of Isaac is a 2-dimensional third-person shooter in which you play a diapered My Chemical Romance fan who "fights" by crying at things.

I suppose we are supposed to be shocked by the backstory, which involves a false Christian woman who thinks that her own schizophrenia is actually God talking to her and telling her to sacrifice her teenage son, who escapes through a trap door in the house which leads to a labyrinth populated by monsters.

There, he (you) have to cry your way to survival, while trying not to lose your diaper.

It is quite possibly the most boring video game in existence. In a recent survey, young kids ranked four possible ways to spend a rainy afternoon.

Here are the results:

1. Clean your room
2. Do homework
3. Eat Lima beans
4. Play "The Binding of Isaac"

So, we don't focus on this game as a threat to potential Christian souls because, quite simply, nobody plays it due to its overwhelming "Suck Factor".

I played "The Binding of I-Suck" at the request of Pastor Ezekiel, to determine its threat level. I rate it three yawns.


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