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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
Young lady, what do you think Jesus would think of your Lego porn?
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Apologies, Pastor, Sir. I was shocked myself at the images, and equally outraged over that Wayne Foster sicko saying I'm "going over the top" over Lego? I just googled "Terrorist Lego", and that pic of Mohammed was right at the top!!!
I just thought i'd let him see what sort of perverted sicko stuff it really was, sir, in case he bought any for his kids, and it turned them gay! This Lego stuff really is the Devil! It could make kids go out and get AIDS.
My advice to any parent, if they have Lego in their homes, would be to take it out back, and burn it NOW. Do not take any chances with it.
Apologies again, sir. As I said, I feel terrible for posting it. I'm really upset now over what I done. I'm going to have to ask my husband to beat me up, as I feel I deserve punished because of it. I'm sorry of i've let any of you down, but hopefully my husband can kick some sense into me. I'm going to get him to hold me down by the neck, and stamp on my face. I hope that will be acceptable punishment? I really don't know what came over me.... Hopefully it wont happen again. Praise HIS name!