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Originally Posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch
Hah! I've never seen her wear anything that didn't look brand new! The day she'd wear a shirt that even had crumbs on it is the day Pastor Ezekiel joins PETA, American Atheists and the DNC!
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I'll have you know that Pastor Ezekiel once confided in me that he's a member of each and every one of those organizations PLUS the "Furry Fandom" and NAMBLA, just so he can keep tabs on what horrors they're up to! He goes to all their meetings, and even participates in some of their sick rituals, so he can report accurately about them!
Of course, he doesn't use his real name. He calls himself
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