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Re: Should a True Christian Date a Dwarf? -
03-18-2014, 04:37 PM
As long as his proportions are okay, I don't see a problem with it. A few things to consider is that you might need to lift him up betimes, so he comes as close to heaven as you are. In addition, dwarfs do often feel lonely on their altitude, so don't forget to pat on his head to show appreciation and reassuring him of your caring.
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