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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Actually, there aren't any. They kill them all. It's actually quite sad
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Actually, there's something else that's quite sad, and it's been heavy on my mind.
I'm a little afraid that a
transman is going to swop down
-- with his tattoos and dangly cigar -- and steal away BTB, SUV, Talitha or even Petal from us. It could happen.
The transman menace represents a major threat to True Christianity™ and to heterosexuality, and it's as great a peril upon us as is the plague of she-males, which have become ever-more strident in their demands to not be beaten down with baseball bats by the members of our creative worship team.
Here's a picture of what a typical transman (ie, "Buck Angel") looks like. Coach our ushers to be on the lookout for anyone who places a "Visitors" card in the Sunday morning offertory but looks like this. No good can come from having a transman in our midst.