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Originally Posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben
There's nothing wrong with that, Brother.
It's their bondage to sin that makes them walk, talk, and prance the way they do. Once they get saved, they quit acting that way, and then you can be friends with them. They'll stop being interested in Bravo network, shopping, fancy wine, and manicures, and start being interested in Jesus, Nascar, football, and cars, like real men.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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Thank you pastor. I do worry though. Those gays are devious and I do believe they want me, in the
gay way. Whenever I see one, I can feel them wanting to do unspeakable things with me, some even involving my rear end! I just can't stop thinking about it!
My mind is full of images of gays and my rear end! It's horrible! Do you think I need to convert one of my linen closets into a prayer closet? When my mind is full of queer images, I could just lock myself in the closet. Would that help?