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Default Re: Smile and Laugh With God! :D - 10-02-2010, 09:05 AM

Thank you Miss Annie! I know that one is surely a hit with the younger Christian guys and gals.

Here is another.

Q: Why did the chickens cross the road?

A: To get on the Ark!

Genesis 7:14-15

They, and every beast after his kind, and all the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind, and every fowl after his kind, every bird of every sort.

15 And they went in unto Noah into the ark, two and two of all flesh, wherein [is] the breath of life.


**The good thing about the above joke, is you can name ANY animal, not just chickens! That will surely amount to HOURS, nay, DAYS of laughter, chortles, merriment and hilarity!
You could even make a contest of it, as to who can come up with the zaniest animal to replace chickens.

EG: Why did the ZEBU cross the road....

YIC

Sister Phebe.






There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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