Q: When does 200 x 4 equal 200?
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A: When you're talking about 200 x "4" skins that you've taken from slaughtered Philistines, of course!
1 Samuel 18:27 Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.
EDIT: Wait, I have more! I am ON FIRE for the Lord tonight.
Q: What did the little kid say to the bald man?
A: Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
Q: What did the bald man say to the little children?
A: He didn't say anything, he just got God to send some bears to kill them.
2 Kings 2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Q: What did Moses say to his brother when they were arguing?
A: Don't have a cow, man!
Exodus 32:19 And it came to pass, as soon as he came nigh unto the camp, that he saw the calf, and the dancing: and Moses' anger waxed hot, and he cast the tables out of his hands, and brake them beneath the mount.
20 And he took the calf which they had made, and burnt it in the fire, and ground it to powder, and strawed it upon the water, and made the children of Israel drink of it.
21 And Moses said unto Aaron, What did this people unto thee, that thou hast brought so great a sin upon them?