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Default Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex! - 01-26-2011, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted by First and Sixth View Post
Sorry, but who calls a goth at a party trying to sodomise you "temptation"?
Answer: SATAN
As it happens, I have just returned from a vile bacchanalia where I was able to witness to many heathens by offering them free clothes (which I design and make). Many of the revellers are nude (apart from paint): all were demon possessed. None of them suggested sodomy.

I am not aware of any goths being there, but I understand from their girlfriends that this perversion is often sought of them by their retarded boyfriends, whom they despise. It is their opinion that these "boyfriends" are not really interested in women at all, but pretend to have "girlfriends" as some sort of twisted anguish fetish - that they might endure the company of females when they would rather be nude in the company of other men. It is further the opinion of these "girlfriends" that their sham boyfriends also suggest multi-partner sex orgies for the same reason - and they do confide other details (which are not relevant here). So I agree with them.

When Satan gets going everything becomed perverted. That is why goths proposing MSM activities are an invitation from the evil one: not to the fœtid squalor of sexual rot per se but into the mælström of evil corruption & depravity more broadly. This is Satan's temptation to all Christians; he knows we are immune to the "delights" of illicit sex.

Matthew 6:13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen..

I John 5:18 18 We know that whosoeuer is borne of God, sinneth not: but hee that is begotten of God, keepeth himselfe, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

II Timothy 4:18 And the Lord shall deliver me from every evil work, and will preserve me unto his heavenly kingdom: to whom be glory for ever and ever. Amen.

NOTE: these three passages are referring to the same thing, each in a different way
The source of temptation;
The yearning of that wicked one;
The certainty of our deliverence from his lascivious advances.

We know who calls his minions "goths" and recognise his hand in them: we know their ultimate fate..

II Peter 2:9 The Lord knoweth how to deliver the godly out of temptations, and to reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished:

He will never get himself in me! HALLELUJAH!
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