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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
[*]Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing.
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This particular form of brain damage is rife in New Zealand also; I believe it is a form of Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease? It is my understanding that the Brits deliberately culivated CJD, as with Foot and Mouth disease, as weapons of leftist-driving destruction. A Brit driving in the States is a danger to all other road users, and should rammed off the road and executed immediately.
Thanks to the British diseasing of NZ, I have a mild form of both diseases, which sometimes manifests itself via an inability to use Proper American English™. I cannot help it; I beg of you, please read my posts with a spirit of understanding and forgiveness.