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Default Re: Seeking Godly Dating Advice from True Christian Men - 11-20-2014, 12:47 AM

If it is courting you are looking for, find yourself a proper True Christian™ lady, approach her father, and, providing he finds you acceptable, negotiate a bride-price. Don't fret overmuch with the price, as you will usually recoup your losses and then some with her dowry.

The thrifty way isn't so thrifty any more. You'll need to identify a suitable female from a race of our traditional enemies, then claim her as your own. Counterproductive laws and ridiculous 'human rights' issues make this a far less appealing means of acquisition than it was historically. Should you choose this route you are going to need means of acquiring her without being seen as well as an isolated location where through means of physical stimulus, emotional upheaval, isolation, information filtering, and indoctrination you can make a proper wife out of her. Cynics and bleeding heart liberals call this Stockholm Syndrome, but I like to think of it as beneficial outlook modification therapy.

For a nominal token fee I would be pleased to provide my expert assistance with the latter scenario.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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