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Default Re: Collecting Recipes For Placenta: Fetal Bread Of Life - 01-31-2014, 02:37 AM

Placenta with Broccoli

This is a tasty dish that the whole family will love. It might go well served with rice, especially if the rice is loose and firm.
You'll need about 1/2 the placenta of a 6.2 pound baby, or 1/3 the placenta of a 9.3 pound baby. It is going to taste much better if the baby was born of a saved and sanctified mother.

Chopped and packed, this is just a bit more than 1/3 cup. (but like any raw meat, you don't exactly chop it — try snipping away at it with a kitchen scissors)

1/3 cup chopped fresh human placenta, prayed over with 2 Christians in agreement.
2/3 cup chopped broccoli, baptized and drained.
2 egg whites from a Christian chicken
1/8 t thyme, blessed by laying it on a prayer cloth before using
oil for frying with faith

Wash the placenta well, in a colander, then shake it to drain. (it will still leak juices)
Stir the egg whites with a fork until they are without lumps.
Mix all ingredients well, squishing them by hand.
Add a decent amount of oil to a suitable frying pan.
Set a burner to high heat, and put the pan on it.
Start frying, stirring as if stir-frying or scrambling an egg.
The small amount of liquid (seeping from the placenta, plus the egg whites) will come to a boil. You might turn down the heat slightly at this point.
Let the liquid boil away and/or solidify onto the broccoli and placenta.
When it looks yummy, serve it.

As with any meat from uncontrolled sources (such as hunting or scavenging) people should be cautious of risks involved. Certain blood borne diseases can live in blood and tissue outside the body for some time. Be sure that sensible precautions have been taken. Jesus will automatically take these precautions if a True Christian ™ prepares the dish, provided prayer is included in the cooking process.


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