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Default Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00 - 06-09-2012, 04:21 AM

Friends,

My family and I would like to thank you for keeping us in your thoughts and prayers during this trying time. We would also like to thank you for all the delicious casseroles and pies your wives have sent over. Rebekah has been inconsolable all week long, and I just haven't been able to find it within myself to put her back to work in the kitchen. A special thanks goes out to Ofc. Richards, who has let me borrow a pair of handcuffs for Isaiah until we find a suitable Christian boarding school for him.

The wake, while sorrowful, was also very moving. Thank you all for your powerful testimonies. While we know that this is all a part of God's Plan, it is still tempting to want to ask why? Why, God? Why are millions of my grandchildren now consigned to eternal torments in the fiery pits of hell? What did they ever do to deserve this? Yet we are reminded that when we don't understand the ways of the LORD, we may yet rejoice in His promises. By turning to the Holy Bible (KJV 1611), I found the answers my heart sought.

Psalm 58:3
The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

Romans 5:12
Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:

Jude 1:4
For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.


My grandchildren are in hell because that is what they deserve. God knew from at least 6,000 years before they formed in young Isaiah's testes that these souls were unworthy of Salvation and unfit to bear the fruits of the Spirit. If God wants them in hell, I am okay with that. For the Scriptures assure us that when we receive our Heavenly reward, there will be no room for grief or sorrow over those who burn in hell. We will be far too busy glorifying the LORD and enjoying Him to be worried about those who, for whatever reason, did not accept His kind offer of Redemption through the acceptance of Jesus Christ as their personal LORD and Savior.

Revelation 21:4
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

So let the consignment of my millions of grandchildren to unfathomable torments in the lake of fire serve as a reminder of how fortunate those of us who have been given the opportunity to develop a personal relationship with Jesus Christ truly are. Who knows how many of them would have turned out queer anyways... God surely had His reasons for preordaining them to eternal torments.

I will see you all tomorrow. We'll be ready for everyone by 2:00. The service begins promptly at 3:00.

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Originally Posted by TheDevilsLeftBall View Post
How did Jedediah lose millions of grandchildren. He only lost one at the most as only one sperm would've gotten in. And what would Jedediah rather want, his son spilling his seed on the ground or his son knocking up a young teenager?
I am not surprised that the mockers and the scorners have arrived to persecute us for our cherished beliefs. The Holy Bible (KJV 1611) tells us to expect as much during these End Times.

Jude 1:16-19
These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.


Please know that your anti-Christian hate speech only serves to multiply our blessings in Heaven.

Luke 6:22
Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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