Re: Guess Which Boy is Going to Heaven -
11-20-2015, 09:38 AM
One thing is certain: the unfortunate one in the front, with the prominent teeth and blood around his mouth (or is it smeared lipstick?) will not find his way on the narrow road to Glory, but seems certainly headed for the wide road that leads to hell's eternal flames. He is either a vampire or has bitten the heads off of bats recently - perhaps on one of the scouting trips he has recently taken. I would also wager that he opened his nether regions to the prodding of homosexual scout leaders that made their way into the scouts before Christian folk insisted upon their removal. (Unfortunately, the scouts have recently allowed the rank of Eagle scout to a homosexual after a long fight).
I feel confident that our youth pastors could easily discern the answer to this question and I look forward to reading their enlightened comments.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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