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Jesus' eternal love Re: Guess Which Boy is Going to Heaven - 11-21-2015, 02:32 AM
MY oh MY! Oh, my WORD! HALLELUJAH! Brother Niles (or should I say Scout Master Niles) told me his troop posed for a portrait, but I had no IDEA it would be this glorious!

Poor Niles. He went with a True Christian™ artist who can only paint the Truth™, and the artist included his unfortunate mouth rash. Niles told me the boys were recreating the Garden of Eden scene, but the boy playing the part of Adam (the BLONDE of course) accidentally used poison ivy instead of a fig leaf. I guess that stuff IS contagious!

If you guessed the blonde is the boy who will be getting into heaven, you sure guessed right. Niles has guided that boy into the very entry of Heaven himself time and time again! As for the other gaggle of weirdos, I'm told those were part of the scout exchange program. Clearly the organization has fallen victim to the homo-liberal agenda, allowing terrorists, feather-bandits, monkey-shines and goombahs into the club.

Lord have Mercy!

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-Youth Minister Harry Lester
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