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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Quoted for The TRUTH™
One can see the hand of Satan everywhere in this election thwarting The Will of our All Knowing, all Powerful God. How else is Hurricane Sandy explained without the hand of Satan? A massive super storm shows up at exactly the right moment so Obama can bribe voters by saving them from starving. Sure, tell me that was random chance.
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Only Satan's emissaries would feed starving people. The rest of us know that God is in control. The way it is now, poor people are dying in public parks. The way it should be, those parks should be privatized so that the poor can be tossed out into traffic. Actually, that would be trespassing as well, since they can't afford to pay the tolls. So we would have to toss them onto the sidewalk. Except, we can't expect taxpayers to pay for bums to use sidewalks, so they must be privatized and patrolled by mercenary armies as well. I suppose the bums will have to fester in our sewers. No... I see now why God told us to send unsaved trash directly to Hell. There is simply no place for them in a free market landscape.