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Pastor Isaac Peters
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Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia -
05-05-2010, 03:55 PM
If enlargement of your baby-batter nozzle is necessary for you to fulfill God's command to be fruitful and multiply or to render due benevolence to your wife, then you should avail yourself of the state-of-the-art faith-healing techniques at the Landover Creation Medical Center.
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