[Alvin Moss]

I believe that a preliminary bombardment would likely assist in bringing these Chinamen to Jesus. They are as stiff necked as the Jews and I suspect they are seeking foreign aid, more than Jesus.


Sadly, the godless Federal Government's trampling of our rights to keep and bear arms has resulted in a shortage of both appropriate artillery and ammunition. I understand that the Ukrainians are offering a few older model atomic bombs at a discount for cash. They would likely prove efficacious, but there are rumors that some of the parts have been removed due to treachery. Perhaps an arson campaign could produce similar results, albeit at a slower pace.