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Originally Posted by Sally Paulson
but Jeb, here you are being quoted as saying it's real
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I'm sure he was just being quoted out of context and being metaphorical and allegorical and poetic and stuff.
The fight I want to see is between the churches that drink alcoholic communion wine and the Mormon grape-juice communionists.
Get your act together guys: what part of Jesus' body contains the real wine, and what part contained the grape juice? If He bleeds from a certain point will grape Kool-ade come out, and Grape Crush from another?
Oh no, don't stress out on this, it's not like messing this stuff up with result in you losing eternal bliss and being sent into eternal damnation.
Oh. Wait. IT DOES!