Re: What's up Jake Paulers! -
02-12-2018, 04:54 PM
Hello dear, and welcome to our forums! I don't know what kind of house a Team 10 house is, here in Freehold we have normal houses made of wood and brick, with chimneys and basements and attics to store all that junk from Uncle Maxwell's WWII days because our mothers cry any time someone mentions she take them back or they're going to go in the garbage because that space is needed to store things of actual value, things that will be needed every year like Christmas ornaments or rat traps. In any case dear, are you married? Do you have children? Are they properly homeschooled? You look young, so perhaps you're not considered a good catch in your community yet. Young men tend to be rather impetuous and aren't nearly as capable in training up a young wife. But now I'm rambling. I want to know more about your walk with Christ!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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