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Originally Posted by BibleReader2231
I am filling out my application to Landover's local university and wondered if it implements virginity checks. As a virgin myself, I find this value to be extremely important to me ... blah, blah, blah.
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Dear Maxime.
Your father has returned the Rental Agreement to stow you away on my property, a prospect that delighted you. I am still awaiting confirmation of the required Two-finger purity test. Please complete this component of the rental agreement, and send proof and samples to the disclosed confidential address to determine if you'll be a good fit.
Please and thank you.