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Originally Posted by John Creeser
Brother Nobar got me thinking and now with the mormon infestation, I can't help but be a bit worried.
Should I check the boys rectums? I'm not exactly sure what I'd be looking for though....I assume the gays just have wide rectums? Bleeding maybe?
Damn it....queers every where these days...DAMN THEM!! DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!!
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Being boys will be boys, keeping a close eye on your boys rectum is paramount.
I use a little trick I learned when I was a child from one of those all American spy movies (James Bond, I think). 'Q' would pull one of the hairs from his head, lick it and press it to the child's buttocks as to span the tight gap between cheeks. At the end of the day at evening inspection, if the hair was missing, you absolutely know the child was up to nefarious behavior and appropriate correction is called for.
As far as regular inspection, I look for items left behind deep inside. It is the only way you can be sure no one has violated them without their knowledge.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.